Late shit, late morning, late everything.

QED.

Knew it.

Had a late breakfast with cappuccino and some pastry, got out for some shopping and while browsing clothes I felt it. Started farting, can’t help it.

Rushed back home.

Now free.

Bad smell

Peace

I guess I already emptied my bowels yesterday night… probably

Let’s see what happens today.

Problem is I’m going to be out, walking, the whole day

Late night? Early morning?

I just call it shit needed

Useless time spent on the toilet.I

t’s too early in the morning and I’m trying to take some shit.

It’s not ready, but I’m trying as hard as I can, because I have a flight to catch.

Oh wait! SOME TURDS!

Nice!

My trip can begin

Back on the toilet, this time at my favourite time!

Right after brekfast I think my poop expresses the better.

Today it looks like a post-modern sculpture

Just woke up.

An almost immediate shit.

Quite alarming, gotta say.

Mmh, I also feel some headache… must be that red wine I had yesterday…

Random afternoon poop

Hard shit. Hard life.

Uhm, I am utterly disappointed.

Yesterday I started workouts again. My muscles are so weak and my body is so shaky at the moment, but I thought I would have been able to take the PERFECT shit!

No. Just a little turdy turd. 🙁

Today NIIIICE AND EEEEAASYYYY!

I was approaching doing the dishes, when ai felt a spicy burden inside me, deep inside. So deep it almost went out.

As I sat on the toilet, only 3 instants of a second passed, before disrupting the entire human race.

Oh wait, no, just felt that, we’re still here.

My shit is big, bug humanity is bigger. A bigger shit

I’ve been out all day. I was at a friend’s place: he lives in the countryside, on a small plot of land where he grows loads of fruit and vegetables, and works from there as a digital nomad. Such a cool project.

The problem is… he doesn’t have a toilet yet.

Normally I just borrow a shovel and go for a shit somewhere in the bushes, but today it was absolutely freezing. So I held everything in all day, and now I’m basically full of air. AND SHIT

The night was dark and full of terrors.

I slept poorly and bad.

At least, in the morning shit went out quickly, and it was all that I was expecting for the whole night, the beer fight

Yeah, this is right what I needed!

To wake up at one in the morning for a stomach ache!

To be fair, I could have treated my bowels better today…

Today – well – yesterday, well, on Sunday I mean…

For lunch I had a huge hot dog with a friend, followed by countless beers, seamlessly followed by a dinner consumed at a Chinese restaurant, which this time I guess was a little heavier than usual…

Now I’ve been experiencing cramps, but a very shy shit. It’s horrible, c’mon just get this thing done, all right? So I keep pushing and pushing, but my poop seems to be taking its time. WHY?!

And it hurts! FUCK!

And I’m freaking tired! SHIT!

Worst thing of all is that this restless pushing makes me burp a lot.

it’s that sweet & sour pork.

And everything is on again and again…

My body is responding unexpectedly well to beer in these last few days. Would it be because I feel so not stressed?

It is utterly possible, I won’t be questioning it any further, I’ll just enjoy this immediate shit, so soft, compact, healthy!